-Are you a genius psychopath?
-Does everyday conversation with passing morons make you want to eat them? Or perhaps just vomit on them?
-When you are in social situations, do you feel anxious and think of ways to trap people at the gathering so that they have to kill each other to escape?
-Is your music preference limited to only classical with the exception of The Rolling Stones?
Everlasting Sunrise Clinic is looking for persons between the ages of 18 and 65 to take part in a clinical research study for the new drug Redrumin. Prior research has shown that Redrumin has been successful in curbing the urges to plot against the human race in remote mansions or dungeon-like lairs.
Subjects will be paid for time and travel!
Come back into the light, with Redrumin.
Call 555-6876 between 9 and 5 to schedule an appointment.
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1 comment:
i would like to stare directly into the "everlasting sunrise"
do i get my redrumin now?
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