Hu Chi (instructing class one week later): "Alright maggots! Get up off your lazy asses and do something! How do you people ever get anything done? You never do anything but rake that stupid zen garden! We have leaves everywhere else, so bad that the grass is dying, but noooo!!! You guys rake sand all day! And speaking of raking, I've got that goofy bamboo rake right here. If I hear ONE MORE parable about rice today, I'm breaking it over somebody's face!
The burdens of ignorance, government and pop culture have littered themselves upon this mind, and now the collective pressure has caused an eruption of thoughts that spill out onto the pages before you.
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In frustration Hu Chi kicked Zen Master in the shin shouting, "I got your Buddha right here!"
Zen Master bowed to Hu Chi and accepted him as his new teacher.
Hu Chi (instructing class one week later): "Alright maggots! Get up off your lazy asses and do something! How do you people ever get anything done? You never do anything but rake that stupid zen garden! We have leaves everywhere else, so bad that the grass is dying, but noooo!!! You guys rake sand all day! And speaking of raking, I've got that goofy bamboo rake right here. If I hear ONE MORE parable about rice today, I'm breaking it over somebody's face!
the very essense of fake zen. hu chi's mother (that would be "hu chi momma") would be proud.
Hu Chi Momma such a ho. She's had more johns than an American phone book.
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