He Ain't Heavy

Nothing in history has ever truly been heavy, just awkward. Carry a refrigerator down three flights of stairs and it's not heavy, just awkward. There were 10,000 slaves in ancient Egypt pulling a rock tied to a rope to cap some punk-ass Pharaoh's pyramid. Undoubtedly, one said to the other, "Man, this giant pyramid rock is heavy," and undoubtedly another said, "It's not so much heavy as it is awkward."