Last night I played bridge with Kermit the frog
I always let him win because it's not easy being green
Poor little fella never knew what hit him
Global warming, steals one of his legs
The breeze of a local chicken shack exhales its odor into a hot room
I've got a two of hearts, but it's no matter anymore
1 comment:
don't let that little green bastard fool ya with that "poor me, my missing global warming casualty leg" schtick. he keeps cards hidden in his prosthesis. beat me out of $50 bucks last week and got ripped on bug juice.
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