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Monday, June 4, 2007

The Ultimate Right Wing Conspiracy

Lefties of America, take heed. Have you been spending all of your extra time working on this abortion issue? Well wake up and smell the elephant dung. The right wing actually WANTS you to have abortions! It's been a smokescreen from the start!

We all know that neoconservatives were born without souls right? So what's the smartest thing the devil ever did? Convince people that he didn't exist. They fight women's rights on every other part of the playing field, so they battle against abortion to rally the Christian right, and at the same time make the feminist movement think that they're losing rights. The reality of the situation is that liberals are being coaxed into aborting their own pregnancies, out of fear that the privilege will be taken. The right wing has tricked the world into forgetting that the most powerful thing a woman can do is HAVE a child.

Now they get everything they want. They get votes from fundamentalists who really DO want abortion outlawed, and they get liberals aborting their pregnancies, thus making for a smaller pool of left wingers who exist to vote against them down the road. What a dirty trick!

Do I actually buy this theory? No, not really.... except for the part about neoconservatives not having souls. But I just thought you might like to chew on it.

Yours Truly,

Sid

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